The Birmingham Civil Rights Institute in Alabama rescinded an award for political activist Angela Davis after finding out she’s still being a political activist.
The monarch butterfly population in California has plummeted 86% this past year. The moth population in California is unknown because nobody cares about moths.
Disneyland raised prices ahead of the new Star Wars land opening, forcing parents everywhere to tell their kids, “This isn’t the family vacation you were looking for.”
In North Carolina, a man chased a woman into a karate studio. Which led to his blood getting waxed on and waxed off of his face.
A Philadelphia store owner gave away 89 prom dresses to families in need of an excuse to rent a limousine.
A new Massachusetts bill could protect state residents from identity theft. The bill will require residents to keep four leaf clovers in their socks.
Virginia police are investigating a possible meth lab on airport property. Police were called in after thousands of teeth were found on the airport runway.
The Milwaukee community area surprised a local bakery owner with a new car in hopes of no longer having deliveries of stale bread.
A 21-year-old Nebraska woman lost $3,000 after meeting a “sugar daddy” online and was left with a sour taste in her mouth.
An SUV that crashed into a Michigan home left a couple looking for a place to stay and a brand new Florida room.
In Las Vegas, foodies say they got scammed by a fake food festival called Captain Crab’s Crab Feed. Foodies stated that “This shrimp don’t add up and the festival organizers are full of carp.”
In Australia, more than 3,000 beach goers were stung by jelly fish. Ain’t that a beach!
Saudi women will now be notified of divorce by a text message to their phone. First driving, now divorce texts, next thing you know they’ll get to have opinions.
The annual AirlinesRating.com list of world’s safest airlines was released. Number three is All Nippon, number two is Quanta, and number one is Air Jordan.